I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
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and cry.
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acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my... - Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins
back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were... - There's a party in my mind,
and I can never leave... - The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have... - I'd give you a piece of my mind...
but I can't find it... - Of all the things I've lost,
I miss my mind the most... - REPEATS
*Sigh*. Last week I finished watching the Countdown repeats.
What a nostalgia trip. Back to the late-70s. Bit...
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- If she can't take the heat,
get her out of the oven... - Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare,
"Henry... - Perhaps he's just sick of hearing you complain,
I know I am... - My Boss is a Jewish
carpenter... - Swim nude.
Sharks hate to peel their food...
