I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- Groucho Marx
-- Groucho Marx
Related:
- I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
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Groucho... - Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Groucho Marx (1890... - I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
Groucho... - I can not say that I don't disagree with you.
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Groucho Marx (1890... - Hello, I must be going.
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Groucho Marx (1890... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho...
From the same category:
- If your parents don't have kids,
neither will you... - Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.
You admit that? To deny the facts would be illogical... - Pizza for Breakfast.
Its the wrong thing to do... - My pride fell with my fortunes.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
As You Like It -- Act i, Sc.... - Why won't this dang
thing work...
