I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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