I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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