I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
-- Biff Barf
-- Biff Barf
Related:
- I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
Biff... - I call things as I see them; If I don't see them,
I dish out the BS... - I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
Pablo... - Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their... - See? I told you them wizards was dangerous
{ribbet}... - There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and
goofing off.
Your boss wants to see you immediately... - The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -
or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.' ...
From the same category:
- My wife just got pregnant ...
She took seriously what was poked at her in fun... - If *I* was a woman - I'd just spend all my time at home fondling my breasts.
Matthew J Ross... - Fairy tales:
horror stories for children to get them use to reality... - Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that
come your way... - You can get a nice tan early in a Nuclear
winter...
