Champagne don't make me lazy. Cocaine don't drive me crazy.

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• Champagne don't make me lazy. Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
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• I can tell where my own shoe pinches me; and you must not think,
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• Let every man mind his own business. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -
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• My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
  Oscar Wilde (1854...