An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
Related:
- An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist... - A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Elbert... - Pessimist:
An optimist with experience..... - A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
Elbert... - An optimist invented an airplane;
a pessimist a... - Twixt the optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees... - An optimist laughs to forget...
a pessimist forgets to... - Neither an Optimist nor a Pessimist--
Only a Realist... - An optimist laughs to forget,
a pessimist forgets to laugh...
From the same category:
- Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of his saints.
Old Testament -- Psalm cxvi,... - I woudn't recommend sex, drugs, or Unix for everyone,
but they work for me. -- Jim Thompson (jthomp@central... - Soul of the age,
The applause, delight, the wonder of our stage,
My Shakespeare, rise! I will not lodge thee by Chaucer... - Woodpecker scalps,
porpoise teeth and giraffe tails have all been used... - A wife lasts as long as a marriage,
an ex-wife for ever...
