A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
Related:
- Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is;
a man with two watches is never sure... - A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches
is never sure.
Segal's... - Segal's Law: A man with one watch knows the time.
A man with two is never sure... - Bender:
That probulator sure knows how to please a man... - Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Bart:
Watch out, Radioactive Man! Director: Brilliant reading... - One of the merits of democracy is quite obvious: it is perhaps the
most charming form of government ever devised by man.
The reason is not far to seek. It is based on propositions... - A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one,
everybody... - The man never drank a Duff in his life.
--
Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 ...
From the same category:
- Ask yourself why the New York subway system, alone among the mass transit
systems of the world,
has maps inside rather than outside the trains. It's... - Confusion will be my epitaph
as I walk a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying.
King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson... - snap: v. To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointer;
to replace an old address with the forwarding address... - Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name... - A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden...
