When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you
take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come
and get you."
-- Jerry Lewis
take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come
and get you."
-- Jerry Lewis
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Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?" He answered, ... - I took my kid to the children's zoo
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The penguin is dripping in sweat; his owner looks down... - You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers
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For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat
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Deep Thoughts by Jack...
