The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce
-- Lenny Bruce
Related:
- The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
Lenny... - I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means.
Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny... - He who cannot lie doesn't know what truth is.
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Friedrich... - Comedy = Tragedy + Distance
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Lenny... - And after all, what is a lie? 'T is but
The truth in masquerade.
Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza... - A priest with two suits is a thief.
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Lenny... - In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
Lenny... - Satire is tragedy plus time.
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Lenny... - What's white and has dirty knees?
A head nurse...
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- I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten... - We are more sensible of what is done against custom than against Nature.
Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Eating of Flesh, Tract... - A penny saved is
ridiculous... - Sorry officer,
but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY... - Among the chief worries of today's business executives
is the large number of unemployed still on the payrolls...
