Beat me! Whip me! Take Away My Credit Cards!
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- Beat me! Whip me!
Make me read my mail online... - Beat me! Whip me!
Make me read my Qmail... - Whip me, beat me,
make me a SYSOP... - Beat me! Whip me!
A masochist is Never Satisfied... - Whip me, beat me,
but don't make me read my mail online... - Beat me, whip me,
make me use Windows... - Beat me! Whip me!
Make me return to 1200 baud!... - Beat me! Whip me!
Make me Upload files at 300 BPS... - Beat me! Whip me!
Make me use Kermit...
