The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
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- The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - If a man will go as far as he can see,
he will be able to see farther when he gets there... - When asked if he had missed school lately,
the boy said `Not a bit... - There are a couple of things a man loses when he gets older.
One's his memory. I've forgotten the other... - If God had intended Man to Walk,
He would have given him Feet...
From the same category:
- A man can drown and do it easily in a stream whose
average depth is a mere seven inches... - Hello, Phone Company?
It's about my bill..... - Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September,
people say "Damn, is it Halloween already... - Help me! I'm rusting!!!
Rusting!!... - It is most difficult to meet anyone who does not like
a yes man or woman...
