BASEBALL
A pointless little game in which a couple of dozen people run
around a diamond formation as fast as they can, just to get back to
where they started. Beats me why they didn't just stay at home base
in the first place. In between, they throw small round things back
and forth, and try to hit them very hard with a long metal or
wooden bat. Which is pretty cruel on the small round things. And
the bats probably don't enjoy it much either.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A pointless little game in which a couple of dozen people run
around a diamond formation as fast as they can, just to get back to
where they started. Beats me why they didn't just stay at home base
in the first place. In between, they throw small round things back
and forth, and try to hit them very hard with a long metal or
wooden bat. Which is pretty cruel on the small round things. And
the bats probably don't enjoy it much either.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- srt - small round thing (mechanical term)
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