Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?" Herman:

Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?"
Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do."
-- "Bart the General", from The Simpsons

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