"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Related:
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal
lobotomy... - I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal
lobotomy... - I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
the future Mrs. Stilt... - Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But... - I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen [Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed... - I gotta me a
lobotomy... - Ask me about my
lobotomy... - Sir, I would rather have my problem than
yours...
From the same category:
- Prostitutes in San Francisco are not obliged to make
change for bills larger than $50... - Speech and expressive action that is supported by a majority of the
population does not need protection.
the First Amendment protects the unpopular. -- Robert... - It's not a person, damnit!
It's a Borg... - We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu'd the gowans fine.
Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Auld Lang... - What you don't know can't
hurt you...
