Bad weather reports are more often right than the good ones.
-- Murphy's Thirty-Sixth Law
-- Murphy's Thirty-Sixth Law
Related:
- Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it.
A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will... - Good things cost less than
bad ones... - Murphy's Second Law for Wives:
The snapshots you take of your husband are always... - There is more than one way to crash a system.
--
Murphy's Seventh Law of... - Innovations in law, whether good or bad, spin an entangling weave
far more often than they sew a straight stitch.
Division of labor can make for great efficiency; too... - The California Paiute Indian Reservation's laws forbid
a mother-in-law to spend more than thirty days a year... - The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Murphy's Military Laws,... - It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.
The good ones slept better... while the bad ones... - It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.
The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed...
From the same category:
- glork: /glork/ 1. interj. Term of mild surprise, usually tinged with
outrage,
as when one attempts to save the results of two hours... - Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as... - Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.
The trick is to make one with none... - QOTD:
"It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up
his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck... - Three rules for sounding like an expert:
1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
2. Always point out second-order effects, but never...
