ZEBRA
A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different
colours, and with optional spots. Zebras are now almost extinct,
most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian
crossings. Just remember that the next time you cross the street,
or play 'Abbey Road', you heartless bastards. Actually, I think if
zebras had been spotted instead of striped, zebra crossings would
be much more distinctive. Perhaps it's not too late to try leopard
crossings.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different
colours, and with optional spots. Zebras are now almost extinct,
most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian
crossings. Just remember that the next time you cross the street,
or play 'Abbey Road', you heartless bastards. Actually, I think if
zebras had been spotted instead of striped, zebra crossings would
be much more distinctive. Perhaps it's not too late to try leopard
crossings.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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