You won't find out later that your cucumber
(a) is married,
(b) is on penicillin,
(c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
(a) is married,
(b) is on penicillin,
(c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
Related:
- Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night,
and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot... - You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
From the same category:
- hello, world: interj. 1. The canonical minimal test message in the
C/UNIX universe.
2. Any of the minimal programs that emit this message... - I don't have an eating problem. I eat.
I get fat. I buy new clothes.
No problem... - It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is?
Elizabeth... - Halcyon days.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI
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Act i, Sc.... - How many
racists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
The question is irrelevant since you can never find...
