You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your
name on it?
Yeeees....
Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never
get hit...'cos I won't ever shoot myself.
Oh. Shame.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook
name on it?
Yeeees....
Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never
get hit...'cos I won't ever shoot myself.
Oh. Shame.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook
Related:
- I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed
sir. Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off)... - If I shot myself
my ex would sue me for the bullet... - Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir?
No
I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick... - Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and
friendly companionship
Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. But as we both know, it would be... - Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'
Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft... - Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present
or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem,... - Like corn in a field I cut you down,
I threw the last punch way too hard
After years of going steady, well, I thought it was... - Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know... - When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying
how great the lenses were that I was getting
She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right...
