You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this,

You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the
Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing.
Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist.
-- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991

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