Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Related:
- There is a great pain in my heart...
It's probably indigestion.
I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband... - There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't
cure." Jack E.... - Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block.
Jack... - I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
Jack E.... - I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man.
Jack E.... - He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
O. Nash, on the perfect... - A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would...
From the same category:
- Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
William Shakespeare,... - Art at its most significant is a Distant Early Warning System that can
always be relied on to tell the old culture what is beginning to happen to it.
Marshall... - I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some... - Fog is an
extremist... - A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And the Master answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason...
