You're never disappointed in an x-rated movie. You don't say, "Gee, I never
thought it would end that way."
-- Richard Jeni
thought it would end that way."
-- Richard Jeni
Related:
- Your talents will be recognized.
You will be sought out by the x-rated movie industry... - It is a sad fact that 50% of marriages in this country end in
divorce.
But hey, the other half end in death. You could be... - If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell,
Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore... - When people sit in front of you at a movie theater,
never say, "Sit down in front." People don't bend... - I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day,
you ought to seriously re-examine your life --... - Guys should never view x-rated gifs when using a
laptop... - Yawning at X-rated movie:
Indecent composure... - I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me was:
"You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm... - I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day,
you ought to seriously re-examine your life. -- Calvin...
From the same category:
- The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Alphonse... - Living from hand to mouth.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590)
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Part... - There is a theory that states:
"If anyone finds out what the universe is for it will... - Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home... - I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George...
