Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...it pisses me
off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here? You
haven't worked a day in your life!"
-- Steven Wright
off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here? You
haven't worked a day in your life!"
-- Steven Wright
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