You mean *I'M* teaching the lifesaving merit badge?
Related:
- You mean *I'M* teaching the camping merit
badge... - You mean *I'M* teaching the hiking merit
badge... - You mean *I'M* teaching the orienteering merit
badge... - I burned the bacon.
Do I still get my cooking merit badge... - Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be
teaching you the true nature of the universe.
Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590... - Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house,
we have Alka-Seltzer on tap. If you cook like I do... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - You are aware that merit is not always
rewarded... - Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is...
