-- You may be redneck...
if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
Related:
- You may be redneck
if your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs... - You may be redneck
if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D... - You may be redneck
if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves... - You may be redneck
if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die... - A cop asks for your identification
and you hand him your belt-buckle... - You may be redneck
if you live with more dogs than family... - You may be redneck
if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers... - You may be redneck
if you own more television sets than books... - You may be redneck
if you own more than two tractors...
