-- You may be redneck...
if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if you've ever bought a used baseball cap... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever used lard in bed... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer... - You may be redneck...
if you have ever financed a tattoo... - You may be redneck...
if your wife ever burned out an electric razor... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever BBQ'ed chitlins on the grill... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course...
From the same category:
- C'mon, Punk..
Reductio my... - What an accident! I had the right of way,
but he had the truck... - Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
--
Stanislaw... - Once he saw a youth blushing, and addressed him, "Courage,
my boy! that is the complexion of virtue." -- Diogenes... - You never know how many friends you have until you
rent a house on the beach...
