-- You may be redneck...
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
Related:
- You may be redneck
if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan... - You may be redneck
if your wife would rather fish than shop... - You may be redneck
if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife... - You may be redneck
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat... - You may be redneck
if your first cousin is also your wife... - You may be redneck
if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos... - You may be redneck
if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too... - You may be redneck
if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping... - You may be redneck
if your wife ever burned out an electric razor...
