-- You may be redneck...
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Related:
- You may be redneck
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe... - You may be redneck
if your wife would rather fish than shop... - You may be redneck
if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife... - You may be redneck
if your first cousin is also your wife... - You may be redneck
if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos... - You may be redneck
if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it... - You may be redneck
if your family tree doesn't fork... - You may be redneck
if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too... - You may be redneck
if truckers tell your wife to watch her language...
