-- You may be redneck...
if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if your mailbox is made from an old farm plow... - You may be redneck...
if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline... - You may be redneck...
if your mailbox is made out of old truck parts... - You may be redneck...
if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard... - You may be redneck...
if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie... - You may be redneck...
if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern... - You may be redneck...
if birds are attracted to your beard... - You may be redneck...
if Goodwill declines your mattress... - You may be redneck...
if kudzu is in your family crest...
From the same category:
- The moon looks
On many brooks,
"The brook can see no moon but this."
-
Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- While gazing on the Moon's... - Entropy isn't what it used
to be... - This line is for identification by the 'what' command!
*/ #ident "May the power cord stay with you, Luke... - You will soon be able to do all the things sane people
can do... - First get an absolute conquest over thyself,
and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife. --...
