-- You may be redneck...
if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if you own a pair of "dress" boots... - You may be redneck...
if you own more television sets than books... - You may be redneck...
if you own more than two tractors... - You may be redneck...
if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church... - You may be redneck...
if your wading boots double as dress pants... - You may be redneck...
if you live with more dogs than family... - You may be redneck...
if your truck costs more than your house... - You may be redneck...
if you've been a snipe hunter more than once...
From the same category:
- This, this is misery! the last, the worst
That man can feel.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer,... - And in your dreams you can see yourself
As a prophet saving the world
The words from your lips
I just can't believe you are such
A fool.
Frank Zappa, "Oh No"... - His face was of the doubtful kind;
That wins the eye and not the mind. --... - Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with
wheels... - The fate of the country... does not depend on what
kind of paper you drop into the ballot box once a
year,
but on what kind of man you drop from your chamber...
