-- You may be redneck...
if you know how to milk a goat.
if you know how to milk a goat.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if you know how to hotwire a tractor... - You may be redneck...
if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car... - You may be redneck...
if you drove to elementary school... - You may be redneck...
if you have a suit with sequins on it... - You may be redneck...
if you have a velvet bedspread... - You may be redneck...
if you think Deliverance was a comedy... - You may be redneck...
if birds are attracted to your beard... - You may be redneck...
if the color of your truck is primer... - You may be redneck...
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace...
