-- You may be redneck...
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
Related:
- You may be redneck
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace... - You may be redneck
if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick... - You may be redneck
if your mother uses a spittoon... - You may be redneck
if your parents are first cousins... - You may be redneck
if birds are attracted to your beard... - You may be redneck
if Goodwill declines your mattress... - You may be redneck
if kudzu is in your family crest... - You may be redneck
if the color of your truck is Bondo... - You may be redneck
if the color of your truck is primer...
