-- You may be redneck...
if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.
if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if you mow your yard and discover a car... - You may be redneck...
if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard... - You may be redneck...
if less than half the cars in your yard, work... - You may be redneck...
if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard... - You may be redneck...
if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke... - You may be redneck...
if kudzu is in your family crest... - You may be redneck...
if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick... - You may be redneck...
if birds are attracted to your beard... - You may be redneck...
if Goodwill declines your mattress...
From the same category:
- If you believed that,
I've got an autographed copy of the Bible for sale... - I do enjoy a good long walk --
especially when my wife takes one... - He who laughs last has the slowest sense of
humor... - VACUUM-CLEANER
Men have traditionally said of vacuum-cleaners "what's that?" New
men know what vacuum-cleaners are,
even if they've never touched them in the flesh.... - How to Tour the Prison:
Robin...
