-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you wonder why you can't just go: sleep 28800& and go on with your hacking?
...you wonder why you can't just go: sleep 28800& and go on with your hacking?
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- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...a friend asks you what you're going to do later and you answer:
cd $HOME; mkbed; sleep... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
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you can remember your ethernet hardware address... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
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your friends who aren't hackers wonder what happened... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you fumble dialing the telephone,
and make a stab for the backspace key [and wonder why... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria,
to which you exclaim: fork(): no more... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
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you go to the movies and it takes 5 minutes to get... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
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you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you decide to stay in school.
just to keep your Internet account... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you look at an internal telephone extension number 2444 and immediately
try to work out what permissions it represents,
and then wonder why it's sgid...
From the same category:
- Q: How can we get the Beatles to reunite for one more concert?
A: With three more bullets... - Oh, weep for the hour
When to Eveleen's bower
The lord of the valley with false vows came.
Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Eveleen's... - When [Jack Kennedy] ran for office the first time, he carried a loose-leaf
book of quotations around with him.
One of them was from his father. "More men die of... - To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -
two. -- Norman... - He who think by the inch,
and talk by the mile,
ought to be kicked by the foot...
