-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
Related:
- You know you've been hacking too long when... ..
you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to:
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout |... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your radio is playing,
and you're starting a big compile on your home box... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you send your SO notes like:
while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you check your email more often than your paper mail,
and you remember your network address faster than your... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you want to wash your hair and think:
awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' |... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you wonder why you can't just go:
sleep 28800& and go on with your hacking... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you count sheep in hex...
From the same category:
- All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned,
and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses... - Know myself! What kind of a sentence is that?
What wrong did I do so serious... - bogosity: /boh-go's*-tee/ n. 1. The degree to which something is
{bogus}.
At CMU, bogosity is measured with a {bogometer}; in... - You may be redneck...
if you own more television sets than books... - Cutting remarks don't cut
any ice...
