-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
Related:
- You know you've been hacking too long when
The
set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about
themselves.
These include the following: not only do you... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you check your email more often than your paper mail,
and you remember your network address faster than your... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you realize you have never seen half of your best friends... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...after days with YACC,
you start to parse your conversations... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you ask archie where to find your keys... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
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you begin all of your questions with "INPUT. . ... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you can remember your ethernet hardware address...
From the same category:
- How many
laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.)
-
does it take to change a light bulb? Five; one to change... - With foreheads villanous low.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
The Tempest -- Act iv, Sc.... - It is shocking to learn that the very last citadel of silence,
the library, is stocking rock and roll recordings... - Ever since I was a young boy,
I've hacked the ARPA net,
From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite... - Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?"
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Lane...
