-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember
your network address faster than your postal one.
...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember
your network address faster than your postal one.
Related:
- You know you've been hacking too long when
The
set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about
themselves.
These include the following: not only do you... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you can remember your ethernet hardware address... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you order on the phone from a catalog,
and start to give the operator your email address... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you get snail mail,
and you think to your self "You have new mail on node... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you are trying to remember something but hear in your head:
"parity error at address..... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you stop by the grocery store on your way home,
and write your check out in hex... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
your computers have a higher street value than your... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...after days with YACC,
you start to parse your conversations...
From the same category:
- It's easy to apply yourself,
just use crazy glue... - If you think last Tuesday was a drag,
wait till you see what happens tomorrow... - I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O..... - If humans have orgasms,
do the Borg have Borgasms... - ACADEME: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught...
