-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot to push a return
address on the stack the night before.
...when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot to push a return
address on the stack the night before.
Related:
- You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you can remember your ethernet hardware address... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you are having a bad dream (being chased by space aliens,
etc.) and you wake up, only to have another bad dream... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you leave the building at night and say "XGoodNight"... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you wake up at 3:00am from a nightmare,
and realize the reason for it: There is no #include... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you are trying to remember something but hear in your head:
"parity error at address..... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you order on the phone from a catalog,
and start to give the operator your email address... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator,
washing machine, and other major household appliances... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...before you call someone on the phone,
you think: 'finger joe@his...
From the same category:
- How many
feminists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands... - If what we see is somewhat doubtful,
how can we believe what is spoken behind our back... - User n.:
A programmer who will believe anything you tell him... - I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog.
It's a rat with a thyroid problem... - Oh what a beautiful morning!
Oh what a beautiful day...
