-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You look at a statue of Justice and get disappointed that the scales
aren't what and where you wanted them to be.
You look at a statue of Justice and get disappointed that the scales
aren't what and where you wanted them to be.
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and it says "One at a time,
please... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
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Carl... - As when, O lady mine!
With chiselled touch
The stone unhewn and cold
Becomes a living mould.
The more the marble wastes, The more the statue grows...
