-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
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- You know you should be swimming when . . .
At home,
you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
The lobsters all cluster on your side when you're walking... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
Your parents on numerous occasions have discussed charging... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You won't go anywhere near a "Detail Shop... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You flinch at the sight of Calamari... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You think Octopi are cute...
From the same category:
- My mother is a fish.
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William... - There's nothing funny about a funeral. Except in the South .
Southerners are naturally humorous. The funeral procession... - PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
CON: No more sports (like football with your friends... - Poodles `N Noodles
-- Road Kill Cafe -
Today's... - In Tennessee,
it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from...
