-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
Related:
- You know you should be swimming when . . .
The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You always sleep *face down* (think about it!)... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
Someone tells you they're having flounder for dinner... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You think Octopi are cute... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You flinch at the sight of Calamari... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You've made it this far in the list... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
You can't figure which is turning you on more:
the dolphin or the trainer...
From the same category:
- A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as
"you could blow it in" may be blown in.
This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three... - This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine
Broadcast System.
This is only a test. -- Answering machine madness... - Corrupt Data -
a copy of Mac Playmate... - Applause,
pom-poms & trumpets for our Sysops & Moderators... - SAN FRANCISCO:
Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse...
