You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield
-- Garfield
Related:
- You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's
Tuesday. --... - You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your
food. --... - You know it's Monday when you find sharks in your water
bowl. --... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement... - You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
the day after you bought a waterbed... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you wake up at 3:00am from a nightmare,
and realize the reason for it: There is no #include... - If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're
gonna feel all day.
Martin...
From the same category:
- When a couple decides to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents
before having a party and telling all their friends.
This is not only courteous but practical. Parents... - Picard: "Perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup,
sir." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45240... - The devil finds work for idle circuits
to do... - Young men think old men are fools;
but old men know young men are fools.
George... - You octopus this thread to
bed, sea...
