You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with
the words "One minute to impact."
-- Ambidextrous Rex
(Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)
the words "One minute to impact."
-- Ambidextrous Rex
(Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)
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Anon... - Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
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Victor... - Advice to worms:
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