"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with
a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen!"
-- Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect,
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen!"
-- Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect,
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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