-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
Related:
- You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
the day after you bought a waterbed... - You know you're in trouble when...
1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you
wake up and your braces have locked together... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you
wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
You
call your answering service and they've never heard... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
Your
pet rock snaps at you... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you put your bra on backwards,
and it fits better... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement... - You know you're in trouble when...
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3)...
From the same category:
- Every day I am aware of the flow and constant change;
perhaps I am at the edge of discovering what more our... - Winners never quit and quitters
never win... - If you want to be loved,
be loveable. --... - What's this "beta" that all these people keep
testing... - Bands that Belong Together
Beach Boys and UB40
Fine
Young Cannibals and Missing Persons Guess Who and Who...
