You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
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- It's OK to prick your finger.
It's not OK to . . ... - You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on
the [Camembert].
If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready... - Clean your finger before you point at my spots.
- Ben... - Will you stop stick your finger through the
donut hole... - Big nostrils?
Look at your finger size... - Little boy,
don't put your finger in that dyke... - Never pick your nose with my
finger... - Pubic Zirconia:
A ring for your 11th finger... - Your complete and thorough diagnostician is one who
can put one finger in the throat and one in the rectum...
From the same category:
- A desk is a wastebasket with
drawers... - May you be cursed with a chronic anxiety about the weather.
John Burroughs (1837-1921) from "The Book of... - So many obituaries...And always the wrong ones
--
Marian... - SNACKTREK:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack,
of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes... - I am serious.
And don't call me Shirley...
