You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
-- Cucumbers are Better
-- Cucumbers are Better
Related:
- You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
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Cucumbers are... - No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night,
and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot... - A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts)
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You won't find out later that your cucumber
(a) is married,
(b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your... - A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
From the same category:
- It is not going to be the best of years when you discover that your son,
the football star, has had his ears pierced and is... - Live Free Or Die!: imp. 1. The state motto of New Hampshire,
which appears on that state's automobile license... - Oooo, do that
again... - It was a mighty while ago.
-- Ben Jonson (1573-1637)
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Every Man in his Humour, Act i, Sc.... - An electrician worries about current
events...
