You are not fat--you are just four feet shorter than you should be.
Related:
- Cuddle up a little closer,
it is a little shorter than you think... - I will make you shorter by
the head... - I will make you shorter by the head.
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Elizabeth... - If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,
you must be at least a foot shorter than them... - Sysoping makes
you fat... - The faster you go, the shorter you are
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Albert Einstein (1879... - You cannot see farther than others by standing on the
feet of giants... - I write long epigrams, you write nothing.
Yours are shorter. --... - There are five things that women should never ask men,
according to the April issue of Sassy magazine: What...
From the same category:
- hungry puppy: n. Syn. {slopsucker}.
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The AI Hackers... - Go ahead,
I dare you to steal this tagline... - Lawyers do it in their
briefs... - Politician, n.:
From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French "tete" ("head" or
"face," as in "tete-a-tete":
head to head or face to face). Hence "polytetien"... - Hi I am an alien .sig, and at the moment I am having sex to your
mind,
by looking at your smile I can see that you like it...
