Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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flashlight... - Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless
phone... - Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store
and starved... - Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a
shoot out... - Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and
went up... - Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV,
and watches the couch... - Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline
money... - Yo momma so stupid she stole free
bread...
From the same category:
- If it pours before seven,
it has rained by eleven... - The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not
be just fine words for patriotic holidays,
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The character gamma (extended SAIL ASCII 0001001)... - When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand
to have the old man around.
But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at... - Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk
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