Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs
open, and it said "breakfast of the champs".
open, and it said "breakfast of the champs".
Related:
- Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt,
everyone commented on her nice belt... - Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing
another man... - Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a
Harley... - Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy,
but the guy in line behind me had the correct change... - Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a
trailer hitch ball... - Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't
cover her... - Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus
say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times... - Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes,
let's go bury it... - Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back
pocket...
